I've just had a message from my chief engineer, ol' "Spotty", saying, "Captain, the servers cannee take it, they're going to blow!" This is thanks to you lot, making the beautiful Sahara the most viewed update ever...........so please form an orderly queue! Yes I know she gets fucked up the arse, yes I know she's a dirty, kinky bitch and yes I know that she's a dribbleicious Asian babe. Anyway ol' Spotty has linked up all the servers together and packed them in ice, and now he's saying, "Cap'n, we running at warp factor 9, but I canee give ye any more power!!"...... So feel free to help yourselves!

 

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